Jokes

These are some SATB® jokes.

The Classic Bar Joke with Bus Extention.

(PLEASE NOTE--to get the full effect of this joke you must tell it so fast that no one can understand it)

One time there was a bar tendor and he walks into a bar. He asks the bar tendor in the bar, "Is this a bar and are you the bar tendor who works in the bar?" The bar tendor who works in the bar says to the bar tendor who doesn't work in the bar, "Yes, this is a bar and I am the bar tendor who works in the bar." The bar tendor says to the other bar tendor in the bar, "I need to bar the bar out of my bar and into another bar." The bar tendor says to the other bar tendor in the bar, "Well what if the bar that you bar the bar out of your bar is my bar?"

Across the street, a bus driver walked into a bus (Site A Terminal B Express) and he asks the bus driver in the bus, "Is this a bus and are you the bus driver who drives the bus?" The bus driver who drove the bus said to the bus driver who didn't drive the bus, "Yes, this is a bus and I am the bus driver who drives the bus." The bus driver says to the other bus driver in the bus, "I need to bus the bus out of my bus and into another bus." The bus driver says to the other bus driver in the bus, "Well what if the bus you bus the bus out of your bus is my bus?"

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Journey to Bermuda

There were two planes. One was a Boeing 737 and the other was a Boeing 747. One day the Boeing 747 said, "I'm better because I'm a Boeing 747." The Boeing 737 responded, "No way! Boeing 737s are much better than you stupid Boeing 737s." To solve their differences, they raced to Bermuda. However, they both get sucked into the Bermuda Triangle and end up in a paralell dimension. But two minutes later, they're back in this dimension. Finally, they reach Bermuda and land. While they're landing, the Boeing 747 says, "Hey, isn't that Daniel Jeffery Bilenker?"

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The Waiter's Flaw

A guy walks into a restaraunt. The waiter asks him, "Excuse me, sir, would you like a steak?" He says, "No, I'm a vegetarian."

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The Staircase Meeting

There is an apartment building where there is a staircase. One man is walking up, another is walking down. The one who is walking up asks the other one, "What did you have for lunch today?" The other man responds, "I had cheese. What did you have for lunch today?" The other man says, "I had apple juice and milk. What's your name?" The other man responds, "My name is Neil. What's your name?" The other man responds, "My name - what my name is - is - Daniel Jeffery Bilenker

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Era of the Chickens (Original Version)

There was a chicken walking down the chicken farm. She saw another chicken walking down the chicken farm. The first chicken asked the second chicken "How many chickens am I holding up?" The second chicken responded "52." The first chicken said "a little bit more." The second chicken replied "53." The first chicken said "a little bit less." The second chicken said "53.5." The first chicken said a little bit more. The second chicken said "53.52452345475474353245." The first chicken said "hey, isn't that Daniel Jeffery Bilenker?!?"

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Era of the Chickens (Old English Version)

Ye, who dares saunter into the Chicken Farm of life, death, peace, and war will witness the deaphs of thou awsome Chickens. Thou shall ask a chicken "Count the chickens in my hands and learn well..." Thee chicken shall but not, replie "I do not know. Is that not Daniel Jeffery Bilenker in that strange corridor?"

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Era of the Chickens (Advanced English Version)

On the property of the gallus domesticus concubine there is a gallus domesticus and a bilingular gallus domesticus. The first gallus domesticus clearly states, "From providing the informational status of gallus domesticuses in my ruffles, what is the total gallus domesticus population?" The secondary gallus domesticus clearly states, "According to the technological stanza, the accumulative population of gallus domesticuses in the ruffles on your personal property is 5." The first gallus domesticus clearly states, "May I hazard an advocate guess that in that region of the concubine property is the informational fact that, by my knowledge, is Daniel Jeffery Bilenker?"